Sophie Cox-O'Shaughnessy Blog on Brexit. Brexit – for ‘Dummies’!

Brexit – for ‘Dummies’! 

Brexit for Breakfast!

So, we're all aware that something called Brexit has been hanging over all our heads for a while now. 

Referring to the following article (see link, copy/paste):

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-44749993

I have provided what I can only see fit to describe as Brexit – for ‘Dummies’!

‘The cabinet has reached an agreement on the UK's future relationship with the EU after Brexit. Here are the key points from the three page deal published by the government.’ – Terry Pratchett would have approved.  Brexit has a talking cabinet.  Also, if it's good for J.K. Rowling/Harry Potter then it's good for us: Go to the key room and you have three goes.  As well they have reached an agreement, and how often do they do that!  

Let’s have a ganders:

Common Rulebook – Pray

Pray down at the farm, aswell

Treaty to be signed Pro-Peace (Nothing like King John and Arthur etc.). - all participants have to wear rubber

‘Parliament will oversee …’ bend it like Parliament

The EU and the UK are going to have a competition at the Co-Op.  This will be on a Good for me, good for you basis.

“Different arrangements” …’ - bend it like Parliament, again

Joint Jurisdiction: Both the UK and EU will legalise Cannabis

UK smoke joints in UK Courts and EU smoke joints in EU Courts

‘But, decisions by UK Courts …’ You’ve got to know your Common Book of Prayer

‘Cases will be referred …’ Sounds Irish that!

Arranged Brexit Bit like arranged marriage Who would really opt for that!

Combined border duty free  - That sells!

taxes apply anyway

Free movement of people – sounds like bowel control or something that rhymes with mastication:

Your name’s not ‘Dan’ you’re not coming in

Mobility framework – more like more (unneccesary) paperwork you mean

your overalls are required for what’s to come, so as to be precise and responsible

bulletpoint 3. legalising cannabis

Homework (for Brexiteers) Sounds like Brigadeers- Yes let’s make it sound it bravado: is to read in excess of 100 pages of ‘more like this’

  

Next week the white room gets involved/promise we’re (the Government) not racist

Don’t forget: 

We haven’t decided all this yet! 

though it's preferred - bit like James' favourite drink: shaken, not stirred.

The opinions in this Blog by no means reflect that of the Author.

Also this article represents a Just For Fun and Raising Awareness initiative.

c. S. Cox-O'Shaughnessy Blogs 2018